I feel ready enough. (For the Appalachian Trail hike)

I walked to work and back, and all of that is fine and easy. I still need some stuff for the A.T. hike in a few months: water filter, hiking boots? I feel ready enough. I'm ready to have a little romp around time. I'm prepared for a little out-n-back adventure by myself again. I'm physically feeling good. I'm all good except for my butthole, which has some kind of hemorrhoid-type device which I wouldn't mind being without.