My eBay auctions totaled over $1000 at some point today. That's not what I'll net, but it looks great on a computer screen. I can pay for the van's transmission and my new bicycle.
7:21pm: Re-listing some unsold eBay parts and generally ogling other parts which are expensive. I wish I didn't want a shitload of expensive bicycle parts, but I do. I know I don't need them, but it doesn't help. I feel like I somehow deserve DT Swiss 240s hubs.