I'm sitting at the counter in my parents kitchen with a laptop open in front of me, and a Kathy Griffin show on the TV just to my right. She disgusts me. I went to channel 45 hoping for Top Chef, and I have no excuse for leaving it on. I'm paying more attention to this bowl of rice that I'm almost done eating. It's Uncle Ben's long grain rice that comes in a pouch that only takes 90 seconds in the microwave. It's a little bland, so I put in a little Classico-brand sun dried tomato alfredo sauce, which helps a lot. When my watch beeps, the first thing I think about it how it sucks that I have to mention what's on the TV.