Sickness goes around. How sick is that? You can guess when you're going to get it.
If you have a roommate and a loved one who are ill, then you're in line. When I woke up this morning, the world was a mild hallucination. I slept some more and tried again around 3pm. I floated around the neighborhood in a malaise. All attempts to purchase nourishment failed. I returned home and sank.
A semblance of sanity was restored when chicken noodle soup was delivered to my door.