Swig of juice

Someone fermented Juicy Juice (which is 100% juice). He used champagne yeast and brought two bottles to the bike shop. It tastes highly suspect, and its been in the Eaton Bikes mini fridge for a week. I'm getting ready to leave work, and I'm taking one last big swig of this stuff. It reminds me exactly of when I tried to make wine in my closet in Boston. This stuff tastes the same, but it does not make me ill. Jonas, Matt, Steve and Dreamane are goosing around outside waiting until I'm finished cleaning and swigging so we can go. They're on bikes. By goosing, I mean existing in a space. I have Erykah Badu in my head, and parts of her are spilling out my mouth.