Ordering business cards

I'm on the internet in the upstairs room - what we refer to as the 'back room' - and I'm on the internet. But this isn't just screwing around. This is business. I'm ordering some very snazzy business cards. "Chris Harne Used Bicycles Wanted. 'I get dormant machines back on the road'" They're going to be glossy and thick with a stock bicycle graphic. You've just gotta see it. 8 cents a piece after shipping and all. I can swing that.