Geez, I'm smart.
I was trying to figure out which year I did a certain thing, but all I found was a great idea for a Key West business.
I bet it would work. The slow-drone version of island music would really underscore the trippy-shit nature of the simple business. Low, slow Jimmy Buffet and very, very, strong drinks. With a name like "Cargaritaville," success is basically guaranteed.